Katie Lea blogs for her fans

Short and Snappy Tales of Greatness

by Katie Lea

Hey boys... (and girls...)
Welcome to Katie Lea's brand new WWE Fan Nation page- and welcome to
my very first blog. This is where I get to vent my thoughts and
feelings about developments within Monday Night RAW and this is where I
get to prove once and for all that I am a)not just a beautiful face,
b)the best female fighter the WWE has ever seen... But also that I am
c)the most articulate, clever and funny Diva in the history of all
Divas... The list is endless, really. In short, this is where you
guys will get some insight into the depths of my mind- so be prepared
to be dazzled by my charm and whit!
So let me start first by congratulating myself on winning my debut
Diva tag match on RAW Monday night. Well, I could say I told you so.
Let's be honest, it was always going to be a bad idea to put me in a
match with the other Divas... What would you expect? You already saw
me, holding my own against the guys- beating none other than the Super
Crazy One over and over again... As well as proving myself
instrumental in the imminent downfall of Mr. Kennedy. (Haha!)
So it's no surprise that I beat, yes, the WWE Women's Champion,
Mickie James. Which, if you think about it, technically makes me the
real Champ already. At the end of the day, I pinned her in the middle
of the ring, one two three, cannot be denied! Same rules apply. Maybe
if she spent her time training in the ring instead of between the
sheets with one Mr. John Cena, maybe if she focused a little on the job
at hand rather than trying to get ahead the cheap way she might just
have a chance against me... And I even tried to warn her. I told her
straight off the bat, I called her out on her actions and stupidly, she
denied it. Well Mickie, you might not want to act so bloody
sanctimonious towards people that are obviously wiser than you,
especially when they are only speaking the truth. I heard about your
little run-in with JBL too (whom by the way I adore- how can one man be
so beautifully obnoxious...?? And yes, great minds...). Your
indignance was startling. It's almost cute the way you pretend to be
sooo innocent, but you might as well not bother; everybody knows what
you really are. Unfortunately, I can't call you the ‘b' word here, so
suffice it to say you're a sad excuse for a female dawg... Mark my
words, your time is coming to an end. John Cena is NOT your knight in
shining armor and he will NOT help you hold on to your last little
smidgen of glory. When it comes to you and me, Mickie James, the
bottom line is this: your star is fading... And mine is on the rise.
Good times.
This has been... The one and only... And your future Champ...
Katie Lea.